I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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