We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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