Those balls look pretty dangerous.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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