whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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