Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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