BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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