After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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