Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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