David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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