I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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