That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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