My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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