what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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