i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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