my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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