would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
