we have officially lost it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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