Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
tell me about the fingering
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