And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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