I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Randomize
