1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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