I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
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