Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm bleeding and have questions
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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