Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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