People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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