East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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