u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
