Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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