Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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