I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize