I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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