yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I need moral support for this bender
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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