Your tits are I can't wait for
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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