After last night, I could never be a politician.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
