Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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