I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize