why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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