Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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