I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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