Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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