? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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