Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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