it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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