so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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