Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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