Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Randomize
