He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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