I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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