I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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