On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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