you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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